starkesthour:

when friends start shipping your OTP

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

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morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

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hellofromthelegend:

((I thought I would just post all of Godzilla’s cute little reactions from yesterday because I kinda like them, especially the colored one))

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maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

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997:

janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: The mating call of the pansexual is oddly reminiscent of dubstep music. This is not to be confused with the bisexual mating call of aggressive techno. 

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loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

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