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saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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georgiachouteau:

A quick value study for a fairy tale assignment.
I decided to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk as a Norse myth. Jack is the child of Odin’s two ravens and instead of a beanstalk he climbs Yggdrasil (the World Tree). 

georgiachouteau:

A quick value study for a fairy tale assignment.

I decided to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk as a Norse myth. Jack is the child of Odin’s two ravens and instead of a beanstalk he climbs Yggdrasil (the World Tree). 

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wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

i think about this post every time i’m behind the deli counter and a customer compliments my smile

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finalcrisis asked:
E L I Z A B T H (?? -- L I Z would have been far too short)

Probably eating/drinking, cause I really like sleeping.

Eh. 

I had a crush on Captain Planet, Buzz Lightyear, and Steve from Blues Clues, when I was like 3/4 years old soooo

I know that it is very comforting to have a belief system that a powerful deity has your back and everything will work out in the end. I more or less place more faith in the latter. I really don’t know what to believe to be honest, so as long as a nonsecular person isn’t using their religion as an excuse for denying people their basic human rights and dignity, I can understand their logic.

I wouldn’t know who to use it on. Probably on a neonazi tbh

I get excited, but then think it may be spam (which it is half of the time).

I’m not sure. Maybe a language where wild silly gestures are made in order to communicate with others.

Only if Lucifer were Neil Gaiman’s david bowie Lucifer. But yeah, probably not.

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dragon-de-ciel:

fionagoodess:

imnotacoolblog:

undoubtedlygay:

I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

i’d lose all of my followers 

This is where I embarrass myself

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hannisballs:

hannibal lecter’s sketches

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mads mikkelsen’s sketches

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prochoicebecausefuckoff:

Laverne Cox was purposefully kept off the Times 100 list. 

Just let that sink in.

Oh and before you come at me, I do not care what you say because she was well over 90 fucking percent

If you don’t think that’s utterly fucking disgusting and transmisogynist then I have officially nothing to say to you and you may vacate my life immediately

This woman is a feminist icon. She has been raising awareness for trans rights everywhere. She is the driving force behind the Free CeCe docuementary. She is an inspiration to women everywhere

And they fucking kept her off the list.

Fuck all of your excuses this was blatant erasure and transmisogynist violence. 

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droid02:

transpotter:

everyone go send time magazine “Where is Laverne Cox?” in their ask box

heres the link to their ask box

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these are intense pls send me them
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
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fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

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# DUST # WIND # DUDE # bill and ted

importantbirds:

drxgonfly:

Ostrich Close-Up by Old-Man-George on Flickr.

Come in for the KISS! Wow such a GROW OF BIRB cannot believe a niece so tall now? Come into yard I can give earthworm, bananale, termite.

importantbirds:

drxgonfly:

Ostrich Close-Up by Old-Man-George on Flickr.

Come in for the KISS! Wow such a GROW OF BIRB cannot believe a niece so tall now? Come into yard I can give earthworm, bananale, termite.

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